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done with it all. [11 Jan 2004|04:13am]
[ mood | sad ]

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break away.

friends only. [05 Jan 2004|07:25pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

this journal is now friends only.
pop on.
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click it. [05 Jan 2004|03:02pm]
[ mood | calm ]

hate your life? we don't know the half of it.
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woot, woot. [04 Jan 2004|07:53am]
[ mood | amused ]

i'm bored and i figure most of you are too. click the links, giggle gleefully, and see whats kept me entertained since 5 a.m.

badass honda commercial
haha, easy karaoke
japanese ping pong
the mindreader
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it's that time again. [31 Dec 2003|10:11am]
[ mood | cheerful ]

happy new year you monkeys!
remember that no matter what happens i'll love you all forever.
i wish you all responsible drunkenness,
a kiss at midnight,
and warm fuzzy feelings.
twozerozerofour isn't ready for what we got.
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i'm not trying to be your ray of sunshine.. i'm trying to be your reality. [09 Dec 2003|07:33am]
[ mood | tired ]

no matter how hard you wish it wasn't true - its all you'll ever know and it's all you'll ever do.
so screw it hard - black and blue.
this world is fucked and so are you.
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ridiculous. [23 Oct 2003|11:00am]
[ mood | annoyed ]

ugh. this makes me want to slap people. whats wrong with being different?
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aesop rock - 9 to 5 anthem [09 Oct 2003|03:00pm]
[ mood | good ]

"we the american working population hate the fact that eight hours a day is wasted on chasing a dream of someone that isnt us. and we may not hate our jobs but we hate jobs in general that dont have to do with fighting our own causes. we the american working population hate the 9 to 5 day in, day out.. while we'd rather be supporting ourselves by being paid to pefect the pasttimes that we have harbored based solely on the fact that it makes us smile if it sounds dope. bumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen, pour myself a cup of ambition.. and yawn and stretch and my life is a mess, and if i never make it home today godbless."

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effing poseurs! [02 Oct 2003|09:12am]
[ mood | aggravated ]

okay, is it just me or is everyone in a fucking band and bisexual these days? i swear to god i hate my generation. they confuse the word trendy with inspired. i dont want to hear your "music", i.e. "grunge / pop-rock / emo / okay.. we're really just beating on trash cans and screaming because we're mad that my mom took away my drumset and society is trying to hold us down!!!" garbage while you make out with a member of the same sex who is sporting a tight fitting RANCID t-shirt. i have an idea! how about you try on another spiked bracelet, get the same haircut as all your friends, and don a tattoo claiming your freedom of all things corporate! that would be so avant-garde. today the handlebar mustache is the new sushi, straight is the new gay, brown is the new pink, looking poor is the new wealthy, and being a complete fucking moron is the new intellectual. maybe i dont hate my generation. no, i hate all of the propaganda and bullshit that got the world to where it is today. </ rant>

this isnt directed at anyone in particular and hasnt bothered me until this very second. its not meant to be personal, its just a rant.. a thread that has been pulled at for years now, we all have them. i cant believe i feel the need to include "the fine print" at the bottom.
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my paper doll. [01 Oct 2003|03:31am]
[ mood | anxious ]

you're always trying to be someone else. i cant help but wonder, whats wrong with being you? what secrets lie under that hard, sophisticated exterior? i ask myself, how could a woman who is so beautiful think she is so ugly? you fear being bland? fear waking up one day, looking into the mirror, and seeing an absolute stranger staring back at you. put down the lipstick, it doesn't match the color of your soul.

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i love katie. [28 Sep 2003|03:05pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

sexandstatic: i tried to call the pope on my cellphone..
sexandstatic: sprint said my account is not authorized to make the call.
sexandstatic: sprint is not allowing me authorization to speak to the pope..
sexandstatic: i am outraged.
JKChaNthALaNGsy: the pope is a busy man.

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the end. [24 Sep 2003|09:52pm]
[ mood | indescribable ]

this journal has been closed.
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<center><b>this journal has been closed.</b>
<font=1>goodbye to those who knew me.</font>

<b>dont ever look back.</b></center>

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